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Liberal do-gooder George Clooney robbed at gun point in Africa.


CofCC.org News Team

Self-proclaim ambassador of peace George Clooney blames mugging by “machine-gun toting adolescents” on the fact that “they don’t have great tv here.”

“It was in southern Sudan and as we were going through checkpoints, there were all these young kids with AK47’s. They went through the car and just took what they wanted. We hid all the tapes and stuff, but they pointed guns at us and stole what they could. It happens all the time. They obviously didn’t know who we were. They don’t have great TV out there.”