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Special Forces Association holds "court martial" for vet who shot home invader

Veteran Smokey Taylor says his .22 caliber bullet bounced off the cranial ridge of his assailant.

Note: The “court martial” was a joke.

From PC Free Zone…

Retired Army Green Beret Smokey Taylor got his court martial this weekend and came away feeling good about it.

Taylor, at age 80 the oldest member of Chapter XXXIII of the Special Forces Association, was on trial by his peers under the charge of “failing to use a weapon of sufficient caliber” in the shooting of an intruder at his home in Knoxville, TN, in December.

The entire affair, of course, was very much tongue in cheek. Taylor had been awakened in the early morning hours of Dec. 17, 2007, when an intruder broke into his home. He investigated the noises with one of his many weapons in hand.

When the intruder threatened him with a knife, Taylor warned him, then brought his .22 caliber pistol to bear and shot him right between the eyes.

“That boy had the hardest head I’ve ever seen,” Taylor said after his trial. “The bullet bounced right off.” The impact knocked the would-be thief down momentarily. He crawled out of the room then got up and ran out the door and down the street. Knoxville police apprehended him a few blocks away and he now awaits trial in the Knox County jail.

The charges against Taylor were considered to be serious. He is a retired Special Forces Weapons Sergeant with extensive combat experience during the wars in Korea and Vietnam.

“Charges were brought against him under the premise that he should have saved the county and taxpayers the expense of a trial,” said Chapter XXXIII President Bill Long of Asheville. “He could have used a .45 or .38. The .22 just wasn’t big enough to get the job done.”

Taylor’s defense attorney, another retired Weapons Sergeant, disagreed. He said Taylor had done the right thing in choosing to arm himself with a .22.

“If he’d used a .45 or something like that the round would have gone right through the perp, the wall, the neighbor’s wall and possibly injured some innocent child asleep in its bed,” he said. “I believe the evidence shows that Smokey Taylor exercised excellent judgment in his choice of weapons. He did nothing wrong, and clearly remains to this day an excellent weapons man.”

Counsel for the defense then floated a theory as to why the bullet bounced off the perp’s forehead.

“He was victimized by old ammunition,” he said, “just as he was in Korea and again in Vietnam, when his units were issued ammo left over from World War II.”

Selecting a safe home defense round.

These are polymer (plastic) bullets with a copper jacket. The polymer practically vaporizes on impact. These are designed to make a hole in an attacker, but not to penetrate walls and harm a bystander.

Hydroshock(TM) rounds. These will rapidly expand causing major tissue damage to an assailant with minimal risk to innocent bystanders.

When purchasing a gun and rounds for self-defense, homeowners should be aware of two things. A larger caliber is needed to have serious stopping power. However, the bullet should expend all its energy as fast as possible to avoid over penetration. For example, a full metal jacketed round (FMJ) will cause the least amount of tissue damage to the assailant and possibly penetrate walls and injure an innocent bystander. These bullets are also more likely to ricochet. Bullets that expand will deplete their energy the fastest and penetrate the least. The best thing to do is buy rounds that are specifically designed for home defense.